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This batch's lab report:View the 10,000mg COA (PDF) · or look up any lot → A COA (Certificate of Analysis) is the third-party lab report for this exact batch. For a topical, it verifies total CBD content and screens the carrier for contaminants.
What's Inside
10,000mgCBD per 4oz tin
$8.50Per 1,000mg of CBD, cheaper as you climb
3Carriers: shea butter, beeswax, jojoba oil
Point it at the problem
One 4oz tin, four strengths, no guesswork: the milligrams on the lid are the milligrams in the tin. Shea butter, beeswax, and jojoba oil keep it smooth going on and keep the CBD where you put it.
2,000 to 20,000mg CBD per tin, priced by strength
Vegan friendly, made with plant-based carriers
Sold online with free shipping and in all three Twin Ports stores
Where it earns its keep
Knees after the ski hill, forearms after the double shift, backs after the dock gets put in. A topical works where you apply it; it will not get you high, it just goes to work.
Targeted application, no systemic buzz
Strength options from everyday 2,000mg to the 20,000mg heavy hitter
Pairs with Uncle Milo's Muscle Cream for the rub-it-in crowd
Every batch, tested by an independent lab
Before any tin is filled, a third-party accredited laboratory issues its Certificate of Analysis. For a topical the panel that matters is purity: what touches your skin, and what does not.
Dose accuracy is the whole game. The COA's potency panel verifies the per-gummy milligrams so a 25mg Slap! is actually 25mg. Start low, go slow, and never drive after taking THC.
How we frame it for topicals
The COA verifies total cannabinoid content and screens the carrier for contaminants, because what matters on skin is purity, not psychoactivity. Topicals do not produce a high; the safety story is clean inputs and honest concentration per ounce.
How we frame it for pets
Pet products are CBD-only, and the COA proves the THC absence (non-detect) alongside the CBD potency your vet would ask about. Dose by weight and talk to your vet first.
Short list, on purpose
CBD extract, shea butter, beeswax, jojoba oil. That is the tin. The full cannabinoid profile for your batch is on the COA.
How to use it
Clean, dry skin. Scoop a dime-size amount and work it in for 30 seconds.
Reapply as needed. Topicals wear off with wash and wear; there is no such thing as too late in the day.
Not sure which strength? Start at 2,000mg for everyday aches; jump tiers if you are not feeling it.
External use only. Keep out of eyes and broken skin.
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